Thursday, February 28, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
White People
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/
So I pretty much do ALL OF THESE... and very often
So funny...
#2 Religions that their parents don’t belong to
#3 Film Festivals
#6 Organic Food
#8 Barack Obama (Because white people are afraid that if they don’t like him that they will be called racist)
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
#11 Asian Girls (95% of white males have at one point in their lives, experienced yellow fever)
#12 Non-Profit Organizations
#13 Tea
#14 Having Black Friends
#15 Yoga
#16 “Gifted” Children
#17 Hating their parents
#21 Writer’s Workshops
#22 Having Two Last Names
#23 Microbreweries
#24 Wine
#28 Not Having a TV
#29 80s Night
#31 Snowboarding
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
#33 Marijuana
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#36 Breakfast Places
#39 Netflix
#40 Apple Products
#41 Indie Music (If you want to understand white people, you need to understand indie music)
#42 Sushi
#44 Public Radio
#46 The Sunday New York Times
#47 Arts Degrees
#49 Vintage
#52 Sarah Silverman
#54 Kitchen Gadgets
#57 Juno
#60 Toyota Prius
#61 Bicycles
#62 Knowing what’s best for poor people
#63 Expensive Sandwiches
#67 Standing Still at Concerts
#68 Michel Gondry
#71 Being the only white person around
#72 Study Abroad
#74 Oscar Parties
Archive for February 24th, 2008
#75 Threatening to Move to Canada (I DO THIS ALL THE TIME)
So I pretty much do ALL OF THESE... and very often
So funny...
#2 Religions that their parents don’t belong to
#3 Film Festivals
#6 Organic Food
#8 Barack Obama (Because white people are afraid that if they don’t like him that they will be called racist)
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
#11 Asian Girls (95% of white males have at one point in their lives, experienced yellow fever)
#12 Non-Profit Organizations
#13 Tea
#14 Having Black Friends
#15 Yoga
#16 “Gifted” Children
#17 Hating their parents
#21 Writer’s Workshops
#22 Having Two Last Names
#23 Microbreweries
#24 Wine
#28 Not Having a TV
#29 80s Night
#31 Snowboarding
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
#33 Marijuana
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#36 Breakfast Places
#39 Netflix
#40 Apple Products
#41 Indie Music (If you want to understand white people, you need to understand indie music)
#42 Sushi
#44 Public Radio
#46 The Sunday New York Times
#47 Arts Degrees
#49 Vintage
#52 Sarah Silverman
#54 Kitchen Gadgets
#57 Juno
#60 Toyota Prius
#61 Bicycles
#62 Knowing what’s best for poor people
#63 Expensive Sandwiches
#67 Standing Still at Concerts
#68 Michel Gondry
#71 Being the only white person around
#72 Study Abroad
#74 Oscar Parties
Archive for February 24th, 2008
#75 Threatening to Move to Canada (I DO THIS ALL THE TIME)
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Monday, February 18, 2008
Friday, February 15, 2008
Feb 15
All eyes on the calendar
Another year I claim of total indifference
To here, the days pile up
With decisions to be made, I'm sure all of them were wrong
Into this song I send myself
And with these drinks I plan to collapse
And forget this wasted year, these wasted years
Devoted friends, they disappear
And I'm sorry about the phone call and needing you
Some decisions you don't make
I guess it's just like breathing or not wanting to
There are some things you can't fake
I guess that it's typical
To cling to memories you'll never get back again
And to sort through old photographs
Of a summer long ago or a friend that you used to know
And there below
His frozen face
You wrote the name and that ancient date, that ancient date
And you can't believe that he's really gone
When all that's left is a fucking song and
I'm sorry about the phone call; and waking you.
I know that it is late,
But thank you for talking, because I needed to.
Some things just can't wait.
Another year I claim of total indifference
To here, the days pile up
With decisions to be made, I'm sure all of them were wrong
Into this song I send myself
And with these drinks I plan to collapse
And forget this wasted year, these wasted years
Devoted friends, they disappear
And I'm sorry about the phone call and needing you
Some decisions you don't make
I guess it's just like breathing or not wanting to
There are some things you can't fake
I guess that it's typical
To cling to memories you'll never get back again
And to sort through old photographs
Of a summer long ago or a friend that you used to know
And there below
His frozen face
You wrote the name and that ancient date, that ancient date
And you can't believe that he's really gone
When all that's left is a fucking song and
I'm sorry about the phone call; and waking you.
I know that it is late,
But thank you for talking, because I needed to.
Some things just can't wait.
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Electric President
Voting Time!
John McCain being a hotty back in the day
Smoking a cig and sipping his coffee
Cindy McCain is so beautiful! She would make a wonderful first lady...
Accept for the addiction to drugs and everything
McCain 2008!
John McCain being a hotty back in the day
Smoking a cig and sipping his coffee
Cindy McCain is so beautiful! She would make a wonderful first lady...
Accept for the addiction to drugs and everything
McCain 2008!
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